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TheDarkMan’s Predictions For 2022

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In January, the Center For Disease Control announces the next strain of Covid-19 will be called the pi variant because it will go on forever.

In February, the Biden Administration finally closes the southern border after Ron DeSantis sends a coachload of illegal immigrants to the homes of Nancy Pelosi, Gavin Newsom and Cory Booker where they break in and claim squatters’ rights.

In March, after a semi-literate Black Lives Matter supporter in Minneapolis learns the Prophet Muhammad kept slaves he rounds up an angry mob who storm the local mosque intending to burn it to the ground. They are rebuffed by the congregation, and seven of them end up in hospital with gunshot and sword wounds.

In April, Rachel Maddow celebrates her forty-ninth birthday and proves she really was born on April Fool’s Day when she releases a new batch of documents including fake photographs given her by Christopher Steele that purport to prove Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin had a threesome with Benazir Bhutto in a Russian hotel on the tenth anniversary of 9/11. The programme is quietly deleted three hours after its release when several people contact MSNBC and point out that Bhutto was assassinated in 2007.

In May, Kellie-Jay Keen-Minshull is arrested for inciting hatred against trans women, but the case is dropped when it is revealed that rapist and murderer Wayne Couzens had been granted a request to transfer to a women’s prison after self-identifying as a 19 year old girl, then gone on to rape three inmates and a female warder.

In June, Patrisse Cullors, is acutely embarrassed when she receives a special award from Forbes magazine for building a twenty million dollar property empire in record time.  Her former friends at Black Lives Matter are not impressed and report her to the Internal Revenue Service.

In July, world leaders attending a conference on global warming in the Bahamas are acutely embarrassed when it snows there for the first time since 1977.  It is so cold that several delegates are admitted to hospital for hypothermia when the sparsely used hotel central heating system freezes overnight.

In August, Jussie Smollett is released from prison early. On arriving at his empty apartment he interrupts burglars and is badly beaten, but no one believes him until the following month when the same three felons are arrested breaking into the home of Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot.

In September, Twitter finally goes bankrupt. Its shareholders are not amused at the size of the redundancy payments dished out to its senior managers.

In October, Don Lemon is accused of sexually harassing a female guest on his show. The woman is ordered to undergo a psychiatric evaluation.

In November, two thugs in the American capital make the mistake of attacking a lone woman walking to her car. Tulsi Gabbard disarms the gunman, who runs off, and puts his partner-in-crime in hospital.

In December, Hillary Clinton is finally indicted under the Espionage Act, three days after her husband leaves the country quietly for Beijing where he claims political asylum.


The statements, views and opinions expressed in this column are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of this site. This site does not give financial, investment or medical advice.

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December 16, 2021

Considering we are living in Clown World, some of your predictions don’t seem too far fetched. I might check the odds in the local Bookies, and see are they worth a wager. 

Nobody Special
December 16, 2021
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Thank you. Sometimes satire, as intelligent humor, is the only way one can begin to approach matters at hand. This is very fine, and very creative. BRAVO. It is difficult for me to contemplate that 2022 will NOT be an epic and unprecedented disaster. They just keep turning up the heat. All the dominoes are set to fall into one another in an interconnected world, so that the severity of the consequences cannot be imagined. All of our modeling is simply linear. It is important to understand that, so if we look to “the experts” for predictive insights they can… Read more »

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