Posie Parker Pickets Pathetic Pillock Police

As reported here at the time, Kellie-Jay Keen-Minshull held a rally in Brighton to protest against trivial things like women castrating their effeminate sons, teenage girls having their breasts hacked off, and convicted (male) sex offenders being sent to women’s prisons. Unsurprisingly, a number of degenerates mounted a counter-protest against that rally, so there was a heavy police presence.

Kellie was undoubtedly within earshot of at least one police officer all that time, but two months later she received a phone call from an imbecile policewoman informing her that another imbecile had accused her of committing a “hate crime”. As she is only five foot one and generally carries nothing more offensive than one of her custom umbrellas, one suspects this “hate crime” was something she said or was alleged to have said. Like “Woman = adult human female” perhaps? Don’t laugh, some of these idiots actually call that phrase offensive, and it has been banned from billboards.

So what did this imbecile policewoman say? We “need” you to come in for a “voluntary interview”. In the first place, never use that sick euphemism, the invention of a detective decades ago. This isn’t an interview, interviews are something people give to the press and the like. And what does voluntary mean? Ordinarily it means something you can do or not do without adverse consequences. Kellie was told that voluntary in this context means if she doesn’t comply, she will be arrested at the discretion of Brighton Police.

She was determined not to comply and to be arrested, but next month she will be touring Australasia, and on the indirect advice of someone not a million miles from here, she changed her mind because the police being the police she would very likely have been arrested as she boarded the plane.

After some negotiation she will now sit down opposite a detective inspector at her local police station, saving her a round trip of nearly three hundred miles. It remains to be seen if she will answer any questions other than to confirm her name, address and date of birth, but she will not be alone because there will be a picket outside Trowbridge Police Station, which as you can see isn’t a big place.

Anyone – including men – who wants to join that picket can just turn up. She is supposed to be meeting this plod at midday on February 23. As for the still unsolved 1999 murder of Jay Abatan or the missing 15 year old Cosmas Hungwa who is believed may have travelled to Brighton in December last year, guess they will just have to wait. Brighton Police have far more pressing matters to investigate.

If though it turns out that the allegation against Kellie isn’t simply frivolous but made up out of the whole cloth, she should press for the complainant to be prosecuted for wasting police time, or even sue for defamation.