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Biden musings from the Babylon Bee: Truth in humor [Video]

To wrap up the month of June, we hope you enjoy these musings.

From the Babylon Bee’s website, eight ways to know that Biden the Imposter is preparing to become Feeblest Leader Joe Biden:

(Babylon Bee called this being an oppressive dictator, but we thought we could get a little closer to the truth)

We all know Biden is planning to become an oppressive dictator. He is a Democrat and Democrats are Marxists and Marxists killed one hundred million people last century, so Biden is probably planning to kill at least that many. Here are the signs to look for that Biden is about to go full dictator.

1) Puts kids in cages: Dictator 101 stuff right here. Just shoves kids in cages and hopes you’ll forget about them.

2) Pretends to be a senile old man as an excuse to forget about civil rights: If he keeps rambling and looking senile, that just so later he can be all “What’s a Consitution? I don’t remember that.”

3) Attempt a federal takeover of voting regulations: The easiest way to dictatorship is to control the elections.

4) Has an evil henchwoman that chuckles at questions about human tragedy: Your pain and suffering is their amusement. Truly frightening.

5) Talks in secret coded language disguised as old man gibberish (“Corn Pop was a bad dude”) to give commands to his secret police: Classic KGB tactic.

6) Sniffs hair: If there’s one thing dictators love, it’s sniffing hair. Why do you think Hitler and Stalin had mustaches? So they could smell hair all the time! Wake up, America!

7) Has his dog attack anyone who displeases him: That’s just straight-up Mr. Burns level evil. I’m sure he’ll say they’re “accidents” though.

8) Threatens to nuke everyone: This one is kind of over the top; if it happens, better start forming your underground resistance right away.

Well, doesn’t this list just take it? All that effort put in writing things about Imposter Sleepy Joe, and the Babylon Bee summarizes all my news pieces from the last five months in eight sentences. Great work, guys!

And as an added bonus, we celebrate the greatest Roman Catholic. Ever.

 

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bogsik
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June 30, 2021

A question is put to a Catholic/Anglican archbishop in a country of your choice.
Eminence, how do view the abuse and sexual exploitation of children by the clergy?

Pick most likely answer:
1. In HD on a large screen,
2. With great attention and regret, or
3. We are all God’s children, my child.

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