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Dems, Media, Elite, absolutely furious with Trump’s recovery

Via Zerohedge (https://www.zerohedge.com/political/how-dare-he-recover)…

Hallelujahs echoed across the Blue Media late last week when the news broke that Donald Trump tested positive for coronavirus.

For four years the president had foiled every ambuscade set along his path by a morally-inflamed, predatory Resistance, and each time he beep-beeped his way around the trap. But, now, with a little help from a pitiless universe, they had him! A gazillion tiny, viral assassins were stealing through his bloodstream like so many microscopic jihadis, primping him for an agonizing death: his alveoli withering, red corpuscles robbed of their vital O2, pink foam issuing from his nostrils, toes and fingers turning blue-green — and most deliciously of all, he’d remain conscious of his imminent defeat, of the life (which he’d never deserved in the first place) draining by degrees from his wicked, orange, bloated, supine carcass…

Except… wait a minute… what the hell…? How could it be! Late Sunday he somehow arose from his bed-of-death, ordered pizza (with meat!) for a thousand imps and demons camped outside Walter Reed Hospital, and walked under his own power (!) into a limousine to take a ride around the block and wave at his unholy minions! The cheek of this man!

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Ozymandias
Ozymandias
October 7, 2020

Very amusing,i guess rumours of the president’s demise have greatly been exaggerated,well the Donald has good genes and was actually quite a physically fit man in his prime,he doesn’t drink or smoke,though apparently likes a cola and a cheese burger.. I like his job,he is a fighter to the end,those never Trumpets and liberal elite can just go back and tear their hair out ,I can’t wait to see all those liberal woke folk cry and cry when he wins again,boohoo (:

Joseph E. Kean
October 7, 2020

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Diana
Diana
October 7, 2020

This was a very skilful move by DT and had no doubt been planned way in advance. More difference should be drawn between infections and positive tests. We know the PCR isn’t fit for purpose and usually turns up around 80 per cent false positives so that proves nothing. When you have any illness you feel ill, you have symptoms, etc. and if it’s not important, such as colds or flu, you let the immune system do its work. So doing a fake test on people who are well proves nothing at all. Clever election move, but make no mistake,… Read more »

Dwaine99
Dwaine99
Reply to  Diana
October 9, 2020

More likely this was one of crazy Nancy’s arrows from her quiver.

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