A spiritualist of nine years recently went on reality tv to talk about her spicy relationship with a pirate, who just so happens to deceased, by about 300 years.
The Valentine’s day special of “Loose Women” featured 45 year old Amanda Teague from Downpatrick, Northern Ireland, who went on to describe her marriage with the Haitian pirate. Teague married the pirate in international waters back 2016 and hasn’t looked back.
Teague goes on to talk about dates she goes on with her pirate lover and even describes details of their intimacy, including a ‘pregnancy scare’. International Business Times reports:
Amanda, to the surprise of the Loose Women panellists, revealed that she once had a pregnancy scare.
“I was involved with spirituality for about nine years, so for me to communicate with spirits was quite natural,” she began, opening up about her meeting with the 300-year-old pirate spirit.
“The first thing he said to me was that he is dead. I knew that and obviously, I was quite suspicious because not all spirits are love and light,” she says, adding, “There was about six months of communicating with this spirit before I accepted he was who he said he was.”
This prompted Love Island’s Kem to ask Amanda about her usual dating ritual, to which, the Jack Sparrow impersonator replied by dishing about her double dates along with another friend of hers.
“We do go on dates and I have a friend who is also in a relationship with Jack’s best friends,” she said. “We buy them a drink and get them a seat,” the Dubliner explained adding that she does it out of respect even though they are unable to eat or drink.
However, her most shocking revelation was about her sex life with the ghost and an apparent pregnancy scare. “It was more a case I missed a month and I went to my GP and she said you have got to be pregnant. It turned out I was at the start of my menopause,” the Loose Women guest revealed.
As the liberal move away from traditional relationships and marriage continues to snowball, more and more truly weird and bizarre replacements have started coming out of the woodwork. From gay marriage to marrying animals, to inanimate objects, and now, even ghosts.
The atmosphere of Western European and America continues to cloud over with a disturbing trend towards civilizational and moral sterility. Marriage and birth rates are already on the way down, and have been for quite some time, and there doesn’t seem to be much of a concern about it, let alone a real interest in addressing it.
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