Bill Clinton never disappoints.
Even out of office the man makes for some funny headlines. This time, a new book about to be released has Bill Clinton getting it on with a well-endowed blond mistress who visits Bubba so often, when Hillary Clinton is away, that the former president’s Secret Service detail have given her the unofficial code name “Energizer”…probably because she keeps on going and going and going.
The book is “The First Family Detail: Secret Service Agents Reveal the Hidden Lives of Presidents,” penned by that Ronald Kessler and due out August 5th from Crown Forum. Just in time for Hillary’s announcement that she will pursue the office of the President of the United States.
The New York Post’ Page Six has more on the story and the new book:
Kessler is no stranger to the controversies surrounding the Secret Service.
He broke the story that Secret Service agents protecting President Obama in Cartagena, Colombia, hired prostitutes, and put the president in jeopardy.
The book, portions of which I’ve obtained, says none of the normal protocols is followed when Energizer arrives in her SUV, sometimes just minutes after Hillary has left the Westchester house.
Kessler quotes a supervisor informing a new agent: “You don’t stop her, you don’t approach her, you just let her go in.”
Energizer, who is described as charming and friendly, sometimes brought cookies to the agents, according to the book excerpts.
One told Kessler: “It was a warm day, and she was wearing a low-cut tank top, and as she leaned over, her breasts were very exposed. They appeared to be very perky and very new and full … There was no doubt in my mind they were enhanced.”
Classic stuff. So Bill is banging some blond hottie day and night when Hillary is running around making a cool million public speaking, and the Secret Service guys are eating cookies, admiring Bill’s piece of ass. What about Hillary’s Secret Service staff? Well they are in on the charade as well:
Kessler also reports that Hillary’s Secret Service detail informs Bill’s Secret Service detail when the former first lady is coming home, so Bill has time to get Energizer off the property and clean up any evidence.
But once, the warning came late. “The agents had to scramble to get Energizer out of there so there wasn’t some kind of big confrontation.”
Kessler also reveals that Hillary is routinely rude to the agents who are sworn to take a bullet for her.See Also
“Because she is so nasty to agents and hostile to law enforcement officers and military officers in general, agents consider being assigned to her detail a form of punishment,” Kessler wrote.
And they don’t get any cookies.
Let’s not forget the last time Bill got caught with his hand in the cookie jar, with a buxom young intern named Monica Lewinsky. If caught again will Bill go back to the trusted meaning of “is” fallback.
“It depends on what the meaning of the word ‘is’ is. If the–if he–if ‘is’ means is and never has been, that is not–that is one thing. If it means there is none, that was a completely true statement….Now, if someone had asked me on that day, are you having any kind of sexual relations with Ms. Lewinsky, that is, asked me a question in the present tense, I would have said no. And it would have been completely true.”