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Putin’s Fake War: How Art Thee Gullible? Let Us Count the Ways!

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The two Alexander’s can (…and will!) go on forever analyzing the comings & goings of this fake conflict between Russia and the West, but even their most insouciant followers are by now slowly beginning to realize, increasingly so with each passing month, that something somewhere is somehow very, very rotten in the state of  ̶D̶e̶n̶m̶a̶r̶k̶. Ukraine.

So, in the hopes of waking-up some of The Duran’s readership about what is quite possibly 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 going on with this contrived conflict, I am starting this series of occasional reports that will be focused on highlighting the massive discrepancies between what Putin 𝘴𝘢𝘺𝘴 …and what he actually 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴.

Today’s (3/13/23) tid-bit will focus on a headline taken from today’s RT, wherein we read:

“Russia Agrees to Extend Ukraine Grain Deal”

“The Russian side, acknowledging the package nature of the Istanbul agreements tabled by UN Secretary General Antonio Guterres, does not object to another extension of the Black Sea initiative after the expiration of its second term on March 18, but only for 60 days…”

How nice of Russia, right? After all, informed followers know that Putin’s “reasoning” for such an act of magnanimity is that said grains allegedly “go mostly to impoverished countries in Africa & South-East Asia”.

Yet upon further reading, in the very same article, we find the following statement:

“𝘛𝘩𝘦 “𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘭” 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘈𝘶𝘨𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘴 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘧𝘰𝘰𝘥𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘧𝘧𝘴 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘜𝘬𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘉𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘚𝘦𝘢 𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘴, 𝘢𝘴 𝘸𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘢𝘴 𝘳𝘦-𝘦𝘯𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘧𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘻𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘙𝘶𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘢. 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘮𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘦𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘳𝘶𝘯 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢 180-𝘥𝘢𝘺 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘰𝘥, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘦𝘹𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘢𝘮𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦.

𝘏𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳, 𝘔𝘰𝘴𝘤𝘰𝘸 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥𝘭𝘺 𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘻𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵, 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘴 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘥. 𝘈𝘤𝘤𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘙𝘶𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘢, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘭 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘦𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘦𝘯𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘭 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘜𝘬𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘦, 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘧𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘧𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘌𝘶𝘳𝘰𝘱𝘦 𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥𝘺 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘈𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘢 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘈𝘴𝘪𝘢, 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘙𝘶𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘧𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘻𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘞𝘦𝘴𝘵.

𝘙𝘶𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘨𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘶𝘭𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥, 𝘯𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘌𝘶𝘳𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘈𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘴, 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘴, 𝘵𝘳𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘸𝘪𝘴𝘦,” 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘙𝘶𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘍𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘪𝘨𝘯 𝘔𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘺 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘥 𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘩. 𝘔𝘰𝘴𝘤𝘰𝘸 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘶𝘳𝘨𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘞𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘰 “𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘱 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘥” 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘶𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘭 𝘢𝘴 “𝘴𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘵𝘢𝘨𝘦 𝘣𝘺 𝘞𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘯 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴” 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘙𝘶𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘢-𝘜𝘕 𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘶𝘮.”

So, there you have it: despite allegedly being “at war” with Ukraine, and despite knowing full-well how the Ukrainians are constantly reneging on the Grain Deal (as they likewise did previously for 8 full years with the Maidan Accord, I might add), what does Vlado do? He 𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘸𝘴 the Grain Deal, of course!

Now add 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 little news item up above to the 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 incredibly nonsensical (in)actions taken by the Kremlin (such as its refusal to use the full weight of its air force in order to completely control the skies over Ukraine, or its refusal to use the full weight of its professional military in order to completely control the ground, or its refusal to use the full weight of its hypersonic missiles in order to take out critical Ukrainian war-enabling infrastructures), and a pattern starts to emerge. A pattern that seems to indicate that somehow somewhere someone is peeing on our legs and telling us that “it’s raining.”

Can 𝘺𝘰𝘶 spot that pattern? Can 𝘺𝘰𝘶 feel the deliciously warm pee as it dribbles down slowly and pools inside your shoes? Let me know in the comments!

 

 

 

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Bob Valdez
Bob Valdez
March 14, 2023

You are retarded. ’nuff said.

Brokenspine66
Brokenspine66
Reply to  Bob Valdez
March 14, 2023

Retarded would be THE understatement of the century…don’t hold back.

Joe
Joe
March 14, 2023

And they allow you to post this crap?

Andrew Carter
Andrew Carter
Reply to  PutinOnTheRitz
March 14, 2023

wow

Andrew Carter
Andrew Carter
March 14, 2023

what is the point of this article?

Andrew Carter
Andrew Carter
March 14, 2023

Lord Almighty ~ The Duran is going to Hell in a Handcart, so it is

Crass
Crass
March 14, 2023

Your article is just Schizophrenic thinking masquerading as wisdom, like something that Alex Jones would promote.

It’s called War Diplomacy, PutinOnTheRitz!

Putin is engaging in War Diplomacy, to try and prevent the whole conflict, going full Mushroom cloud mode!

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Commit
Commit
Reply to  Crass
March 14, 2023

Alex Jones happened to be more correct in all his predictions than any other journalist.

Crass
Crass
Reply to  Commit
March 14, 2023

Alex Jones is a Zionist Shill and a sick pervert, who was caught red handed with tranny porn on his phone!

For anyone unaware of Alex Jones agenda, they should watch the debate between Dr. David Duke & Alex Jones, and Alex Jones Jewish handler’s! Simply because he was too stupid to properly debate Dr. David Duke, alone.

The only people who fall for the nonsense that come out of the mouth of Alex Jones, suffer from a room temperature Fahrenheit IQ.

Last edited 1 year ago by Crass
Commit
Commit
Reply to  Crass
March 14, 2023

Alex Jones hosts people like E Michael Jones. Would hardly do that if he had Jewish handlers. He just doesn’t see Jews behind everything like you.

Actually I find more believable that Jones works for Jesuits than Jews (both bad). He never criticizes Vatican which is unusual in American alt-media.

Crass
Crass
Reply to  Commit
March 14, 2023

“He just doesn’t see Jews behind everything like you.” David Ben-Gurion (the primary national founder of the State of Israel and the first prime minister of Israel) predicted a one world government, presided over by Israel.   In Look magazine January 16th 1962. David Ben-Gurion said: “…all other continents will become united in a world alliance at whose disposal will be an international police force. All armies will be abolished and there will be no more wars. In Jerusalem, the United Nations will build a shrine of the prophets to serve the federated union of all continents; this will be the… Read more »

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JarnoP
JarnoP
Reply to  Crass
March 14, 2023

It’s ALWAYS F*** jews

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Commit
Commit
Reply to  Crass
March 14, 2023

“they should watch the debate between Dr. David Duke & Alex Jones”

You mean the one where Duke promotes the holodomor lie? He defines Jewry as a racial category, what is the solution then? Jews never assimilate thanks to people like him. I believe Jewish leaders pay people like Duke to keep their people separate.

Crass
Crass
Reply to  Commit
March 14, 2023

You mean the one where Duke promotes the holodomor lie?

You are clearly a Hasbara troll, Commit! 

Commit
Commit
Reply to  Crass
March 14, 2023

I am the only anti-Zionist here. You Nazis play their game. I refuse to see Jews as special people. You do.

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Crass
Crass
Reply to  Commit
March 14, 2023

Really! How come you did not comment on that David Ben-Gurion article I posted to you, if you are “..the only anti-Zionist here.”?

If you really were an anti-Zionist, David Ben-Gurion’s Jewish Supremacy, would have sent you into a rage!

P.S ‘Nazi’ is not a real word, as it is a Jewish coined slang word, popularised by Konrad Heiden.

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Commit
Commit
Reply to  Crass
March 14, 2023

The plan for world government has older roots in British empire. Zionists are convinient allies.

Crass
Crass
Reply to  Commit
March 14, 2023

Is that you Noam Chomsky?

Commit
Commit
Reply to  Crass
March 14, 2023

Chomsky never talks about the ruling class in concrete terms. I do. Chomsky is a disinfo agent.

Crass
Crass
Reply to  Commit
March 14, 2023

Please, enlighten me to who the “ruling class” are “in concrete terms”, Comrade Commit?

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JarnoP
JarnoP
Reply to  Commit
March 14, 2023

Britain has been ruled by jews and their “royals” are ALL jews

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JarnoP
JarnoP
Reply to  Commit
March 14, 2023

You’re not only one here, MEE TOO and jews ARE Nazis

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Commit
Commit
Reply to  JarnoP
March 15, 2023

No one strengthened Zionist movement as “German” “national” “socialists”. Those people should have statues in Israel.

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JarnoP
JarnoP
Reply to  Commit
March 14, 2023

jews, the cancer of OUR world

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JarnoP
JarnoP
Reply to  Crass
March 14, 2023

crass, you seems t be just a dummy clown LOL

Your IQ seems also be in minus Celsius

Crass
Crass
Reply to  JarnoP
March 15, 2023

As Charming as Ever, JarnoP.

Crass
Crass
Reply to  PutinOnTheRitz
March 15, 2023

If anyone had any doubt about how perhaps you may be an absolute raging moron, that little statement up above sure laid it to rest. Thank you!

Says the moron, that wrote the most preposterous article that ever appeared on The Duran! And I do mean EVER!

 How does the saying go again “Clap Clap for the HANDICAP!”

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Crass
Crass
Reply to  PutinOnTheRitz
March 15, 2023

“InfoWars’ Alex Jones Appeared to Be Viewing Transgender Marissa Minx Pornography While Filming Personal Wellness Segment

Headline from Newsweek website and the news appeared on many other websites.

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Crass
Crass
Reply to  PutinOnTheRitz
March 15, 2023

Well, I have to say your limerick, is infinitely better than your schizophrenic article (although your certifiable article, is funnier!).

Crass
Crass
Reply to  PutinOnTheRitz
March 15, 2023

No, just Rational thinking, PutinOnTheRitz.

You should try it some day, after been ridiculed for your current laughing stock article! 

Commit
Commit
March 14, 2023

Good insightful article. I believe the SMO is prolonged intentionally by Russia, to create revolutionary situation. In Ukraine, in NATO, and probably also in Russia. In Ukraine, the obvious goal is overthrown of Zelensky regime. If we are to believe Anatoliy Golitsyn, Russia is run by crypto communists who want to make sure Putin’s successor is a North Korea type iron stalinist who ends this NEP period. The failure to win the war rapidly will be blamed on treacherous bourgeoise class. Similar development can be observed in China, CCP returning to roots. In NATO, we can expect fight for national… Read more »

penrose
penrose
March 14, 2023

This livens up discourse on the Duran. 🙂 As a long time supporter of PCR (not the covid test :), I am familiar with the go-slow versus the get-it-over-with debate. PCR is concerned that Russia gives red-lines which are then violated with impunity, and the EU and NATO keep upping the ante on weapons systems supplied to the Ukraine. The question then becomes how hard and how long will they push before Russia decides this never-ending-war needs a grand finale. The go-slow approach is, as Crass mentions, avoiding the shock-and-awe scenario which might quickly escalate and get out of control.… Read more »

waine
waine
March 14, 2023

So, you would like Putin to have done the US thing, SHOCK AND AWE, kill everything that moves and bomb the rest into oblivion.
As Putin said, his war is not against the Ukrainian people, but against the Nazi regime installed by the US,
Alex and Alexander are two of the best. Unfortunately, people are dying on both sides, just so the US can keep on saying” WE ARE THE GOOD GUYS.”

JarnoP
JarnoP
March 14, 2023

Well, -20 points says something

Crass
Crass
Reply to  PutinOnTheRitz
March 15, 2023

The problem is not critical thinking skills. No, It is your Schizophrenic thinking!

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Crass
Crass
Reply to  PutinOnTheRitz
March 15, 2023

Well done! I think you found your calling. 

Writing Limericks on the walls of a public toilets.

I am sure you will get a job at the BBC or CNN, after serving your time, writing on the walls of Public Toilets. 

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penrose
penrose
Reply to  Crass
March 15, 2023

There once was a reader called Crass
Whose comments showed he had brass
He hit at commit
Who then threw a fit
And replied with a good bit of sass

(sorry, I couldn’t resist)

Crass
Crass
March 15, 2023

If Monty Python’s Flying Circus, could write an article for The Duran, I am sure it would not be as Silly as your article. 

Congratulations, you are now the The Duran’s very own Jester, as you article gave us all a good laugh, PutinOnTheRitz!

Happy Birthday Dot Com

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