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Putin’s Fake War 2: The Journey From Go Quick to Slapstick

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Well what do you know? Just yesterday I announced that I would be starting a series of occasional reports focused on highlighting the massive discrepancies between what Putin 𝘴𝘢𝘺𝘴 …and what he actually 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴… thinking that it would be a while before another worthy example of such behavior presented itself. I didn’t have to wait long.

Let’s take a look at 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 little ditty from today’s (3/14/23) RT, shall we?:

Top General Illustrates How US Helps Kiev’s Air Force

Personnel from the US and Ukraine have been just a phone call away during the conflict, the director of US Air National Guard has claimed

” 𝘈𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘱𝘪𝘭𝘰𝘵𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘤𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘜𝘬𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘴 𝘥𝘶𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘧𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘙𝘶𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘢, 𝘢𝘥𝘷𝘪𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘵𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘰 𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘜𝘚-𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘸𝘦𝘢𝘱𝘰𝘯𝘴, 𝘥𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘰𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘜𝘚 𝘈𝘪𝘳 𝘕𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘎𝘶𝘢𝘳𝘥, 𝘓𝘪𝘦𝘶𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘎𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘭 𝘔𝘪𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘦𝘭 𝘓𝘰𝘩, 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘥.

𝘈𝘪𝘳-𝘭𝘢𝘶𝘯𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘦𝘢𝘱𝘰𝘯𝘴, 𝘴𝘶𝘱𝘱𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘞𝘢𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘵𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘒𝘪𝘦𝘷, 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘜𝘚 𝘴𝘶𝘱𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵, 𝘓𝘰𝘩 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘫𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘴 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘈𝘪𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘚𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘍𝘰𝘳𝘤𝘦𝘴 𝘈𝘴𝘴𝘰𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘴𝘺𝘮𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘪𝘶𝘮 𝘪𝘯 𝘊𝘰𝘭𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘥𝘰 𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘬.”

In addition to these already per se delightful revelations from Lieutenant General Michael Loh, who apparently has never heard of that old WWII saying “𝘓𝘰𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘱𝘴 𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘬𝘴 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘱𝘴”, he then goes on to spill the beans even further by admitting:

” 𝘈𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴, 𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘥, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘜𝘚 𝘱𝘪𝘭𝘰𝘵𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘢𝘥𝘷𝘪𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘜𝘬𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘢𝘯𝘴 𝘰𝘯 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘰 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘶𝘤𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘣𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘜𝘚 𝘈𝘪𝘳 𝘍𝘰𝘳𝘤𝘦’𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘱𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘯 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘰 𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘜𝘚-𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘸𝘦𝘢𝘱𝘰𝘯𝘴, 𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘭𝘶𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘈𝘎𝘔-88 𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘪-𝘳𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘑𝘋𝘈𝘔𝘴 𝘨𝘶𝘪𝘥𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘬𝘪𝘵𝘴, 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘣𝘰𝘮𝘣𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘨𝘰 𝘧𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳.

𝘞𝘦’𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘶𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘷𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘴, 𝘵𝘦𝘤𝘩𝘯𝘪𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘤𝘦𝘥𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘢𝘨𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘣𝘢𝘵 𝘦𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘰𝘺𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 [𝘢𝘯𝘥] 𝘯𝘦𝘸 𝘸𝘦𝘢𝘱𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘴𝘺𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘮𝘴,” 𝘓𝘰𝘩 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘥, 𝘢𝘴 𝘤𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘉𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘐𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘳, 𝘢𝘥𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘴𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘶𝘭𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 “𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘶𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘵 13 𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘩𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘧𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘵.”

Whoa there Kimosabi. It kinda sorta sounds like you’re a, um, …what do you call it? Oh, yes! A 𝘊𝘖-𝘉𝘌𝘓𝘓𝘐𝘎𝘌𝘙𝘌𝘕𝘛! I mean, the only thing you people 𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘯’𝘵 doing is providing actual boots on the ground, at least for now. Which by the way now that I think of it kinda makes you people look somewhat cowardly, but 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳.

So, let’s see what this RT article goes on to say about Russia’s response to all these revelations of massive Amerikan skull-fookery, shall we?:

” 𝘙𝘶𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘢 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘥𝘦𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘥 𝘥𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘸𝘦𝘢𝘱𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘜𝘬𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘣𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘜𝘚 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘵𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘴, 𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘶𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘴𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘦𝘴𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘴𝘰 𝘧𝘢𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘶𝘭𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘙𝘶𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘺 𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯. 𝘈𝘤𝘤𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘔𝘰𝘴𝘤𝘰𝘸, 𝘢𝘳𝘮𝘴 𝘥𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴, 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘷𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘒𝘪𝘦𝘷’𝘴 𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘰𝘱𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘺 𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘞𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘯 𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘥𝘦-𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘧𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘵.”

And there you have it: Instead of resolving this issue once and for goddam good by delivering a well-deserved, nice solid azz-whooping to Ukraine, thus putting an immediate end to any further risks of continued escalation towards nuclear war (I believe it’s now fashionable to say “nu-cular” amongst the literarily challenged), Russia instead “decries” and “argues” whilst simultaneously admitting publicly that yes, indeed, there is massive Amerikan skull-fookery afoot here, but we don’t really wanna talk about it right now. Or probably ever for that matter.

Because this war between Eurasia, Eastasia and Oceania must go on forever my friends, or at least as long as it takes to completely change & subvert every single society on this planet according to Klaus Schwab & Friends® totalitarian liking. Didn’t anyone here read the book?

Anyway, tell me what 𝘺𝘰𝘶 think, and don’t forget to leave your thumbs-down in the comments!

 

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Crass
Crass
March 15, 2023

I think you fancy yourself as Morpheus from the Matrix, PutinOnTheRitz.

Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Matrix (Putin’s Fake War) is. You have to see it for yourself.

You take the blue pill; the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill; you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.

 Remember, all I’m offering is the truth – nothing more.”

Yeah! You can keep your funny coloured pills Morpheus (PutinOnTheRitz), and shove them where the sun don’t shine!

Last edited 1 year ago by Crass
Bob Valdez
Bob Valdez
March 15, 2023

Still retarded.

JerryBear
JerryBear
March 15, 2023

And how can Russia deliver that “az whooping” to Ukraine without harming all the pro-Russians there as well? As I see it, from the start of the military operation (or invasion), Russia quite sensibly was looking to also ‘win the peace’. Of Putin’s well publicised 3 point mission, one of them is to neutralise Ukraine’s military and that it seems, is precisely what’s happening. And into the bargain Russia has also pretty much neutralised the west’s armoury of conventional weapons bar their boots and air-forces. Would you prefer Russia flattens cities like Kiev, Kharkov and L’viv and does to Ukraine… Read more »

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penrose
penrose
Reply to  JerryBear
March 15, 2023

RE: “Just because the West wants the war to go on and on, doesn’t mean it will, far from it.” 2 years? 5 years? 10 years? 20 years? Any projections?

JerryBear
JerryBear
Reply to  penrose
March 16, 2023

Predicting the end of a war is a fool’s errand.

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penrose
penrose
Reply to  JerryBear
March 17, 2023

That’s right, this may be the next 100 years war. The West versus the East.

JerryBear
JerryBear
Reply to  PutinOnTheRitz
March 16, 2023

I’m sure he did think about that. However I’m even more sure the overriding decision was made for him, once the western re-armed Ukraine military renewed their attack against the Donbass and was breaking through the DPR lines.

TheWatcher
TheWatcher
March 15, 2023

We are all on the receiving end of this ‘skull- fookery’. The WEF is not the overall puppetmaster. The WEF only controls the Western dingbats like Trudeau. So-called democracies are especially susceptible to WEF subterfuge. Putin and Xi are antithesis to the WEF and as such are humanity’s Obeewan Kenobi. Putin and Xi see themselves as characters of great destiny and not ones to be skull-fooked. It was easy for the WEF to destroy the moral fabric of the West because the West is decadent, fat, and weak. The power of raw Nationalism & ancient Culture in China, Russia and… Read more »

Andrew Carter
Andrew Carter
March 15, 2023

Seek help

Crass
Crass
Reply to  Andrew Carter
March 15, 2023

The Author should change his Pseudonym from PutinOnTheRitz to Putin-Off-His-Meds!

Michael Lowry
Michael Lowry
March 16, 2023

There is only one thing to say; you are a clueless stupid fool.

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