PutinOnTheRitz
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Ok, this is getting to be embarrassing. Not so much for 𝘮𝘦, who thought I’d only be detailing Putin’s massive contradictions between what he 𝘴𝘢𝘺𝘴 and what he actually 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴 only occasionally, but for Putin himself …for constantly feeding me so much ammo with which to do it. Ease off already Vlado! People have to stop and eat every now & then ya’ know.
Here’s 𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 new tid-bit hot off the press from today’s (3/15/23) RT:
“𝘗𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘨𝘰𝘯 𝘊𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘔𝘰𝘴𝘤𝘰𝘸 𝘖𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘋𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘐𝘯𝘤𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵”
“𝘜𝘚 𝘋𝘦𝘧𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘦 𝘚𝘦𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘺 𝘓𝘭𝘰𝘺𝘥 𝘈𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘙𝘶𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵, 𝘚𝘦𝘳𝘨𝘦𝘺 𝘚𝘩𝘰𝘪𝘨𝘶, 𝘰𝘯 𝘞𝘦𝘥𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘥𝘢𝘺, 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘩𝘴, 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘤𝘶𝘴𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘢𝘯 𝘈𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘴𝘱𝘺 𝘥𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘸𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘉𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘚𝘦𝘢 𝘸𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘰𝘧𝘧 𝘊𝘳𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘢.”
“𝘈𝘤𝘤𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘙𝘶𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘋𝘦𝘧𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘦 𝘔𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘺, 𝘚𝘩𝘰𝘪𝘨𝘶 𝘵𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘈𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘈𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘴 𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘥𝘦𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘙𝘶𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘢, 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘦. 𝘚𝘩𝘰𝘪𝘨𝘶 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘜𝘚 𝘥𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘧𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘴 𝘰𝘧𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘙𝘶𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘤𝘰𝘢𝘴𝘵 “𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘷𝘰𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦” 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘯 𝘦𝘴𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘉𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘚𝘦𝘢.”
“Provocative in nature“, huh? “Risks an escalation of tensions“, does it? WTF does a guy have to do nowadays to get you people irked? Drive a 4×4 all over your newly-seeded front lawn? Pee in your coffee right in front of you? Scribble graffiti all over Vlado’s favorite copy of Klaus Schwab’s “The Fourth Industrial Revolution”? (€10,99, now on sale at Amazon). Apparently, we’ll never know.
And what does Lloyd Austin have to say in response to Russia’s dire warnings regarding the USSA’s ongoing provocations and overall skull-fookery? Well, the same RT article goes on to tell us that:
“𝘚𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘵 𝘢 𝘗𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘨𝘰𝘯 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘣𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘈𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘮𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘥 𝘪𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴 “𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵 𝘱𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘣𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘥𝘦𝘭𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘶𝘯𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯.” 𝘏𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳, 𝘩𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘜𝘚 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 “𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘶𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘧𝘭𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘭𝘢𝘸 𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘴.”
Dang! That nigga’s got some brass balls on him, huh? (Author’s Note: I can use that word because I self identify as a free spirit black lesbian unicorn, so don’t go getting all white supremacist on me, OK?).
Normally, one would think that after hearing 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 statement from Austin Powers, er, I meant 𝘓𝘭𝘰𝘺𝘥 Austin … we would begin to witness the commencement of Russian warplanes and drones flying precisely 12 miles, 3 inches off the coasts of both California 𝘢𝘯𝘥 New York, right? Or the deployment of Russian tanks to the border in Tijuana (it’s not like anyone is guarding the entry points 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 anyway).
But no. Wanna know why? It’s because the digital passports (which are also coming to Russia, more on that in another article) aren’t ready yet! And there’s 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 so much money out there to be made before we switch to digital currencies, thus finally closing the iron curtain over the entirety of humanity!
It’s all a 𝘧𝘢𝘬𝘦, I tell you.
Anyway, tell me what 𝘺𝘰𝘶 think, and don’t forget to leave your negative comments about my mother down below!
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Your mother wears army boots, pads her bra, and hasn’t showered for 2 weeks.
Your momma’s so fat, she leaves home wearing high heels and by the time she comes back they’re flip flops!
That’s right! How long have you known her? 🙂
There is no shame in having mental health issues, and I am at least optimistic that nobody here will judge you for the obvious trauma you must surely have suffered to motivate your repetitive urge to write such complete and utter drivel
So, touch the Teddy Bear and show the Officer where Daddy hurt you…
There once was a pea brain named Carter
who thought himself oh so much smarter
but he disregarded
the fact he’s retarded
his whole life has been a non-starter.
That’s a good Limerick.
There once was a man who really was quick
to see talent in a good limerick
so his eyesights’ not bad
but what’s still kinda sad
is the way his mind’s completely sick
I genuinely look forward to hearing what you have to say about the seemingly imminent CBDCs. For sure a “Clear and Present Danger” for ordinary folk. However I draw some small comfort from neo-liberalism’s extra-ordinary ability to “f*** it all up at the 11th hour”.
…well said, I agree
There once was an author called PutinOnTheRitz
And his readers thought his articles where the pits
They hit the thumbs down
Which irritated the clown
And sent the author into raging fits!
There once was a poster named Crass
who liked to write things high on grass
now he’s down in the pits
’cause I put on the ritz
and I do it with style and class
That’s lame!
There once was a fool on a binge
of calling a genius works ‘cringe’
although he’s named Crass
most call him Dumbazz
for his IQ quite lower fringe
That’s better.
There once was a man wrote a letter
about how I’m now ‘getting better’
yet surely he must jest
for I’m always the BEST
so fook off you creepy bed-wetter!