Alex Christoforou
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Checkmate, bigots.
A 45-year-old man caught with child pornography had a novel defense in court; he claimed he identified as an 8-year-old girl.
Facing up to 20 years in prison, Joseph Gobrick told a judge in Michigan that he had a First Amendment right to view child porn on his computer and that he was in fact an 8-year-old girl, so it didn’t matter anyway.
“I’ve always been an 8-year-old girl, and even in my drawings and fantasies I’m always an 8-year-old girl,” said Gobrick.
After his claim that he was in fact a child and therefore immune from prosecution didn’t impress the judge, Gobrick resorted to implying that his oppressors were behaving like Nazis.
“Under the law, Auschwitz was legal,” he said, arguing, “What you’re doing here is wrong, just as Auschwitz was.”
“If Gobrick can identify as a female, why can’t he identify as a female of whatever age he chooses?” asks Matt Walsh.
“At least a man who “feels like a child” can rightly point out that he was once a child, so he has some frame of reference for judging these feelings. And at least it does make sense, in the case of certain mental disabilities, to say that an adult “has the brain of a child.”
“None of this vindicates Gobrick to any extent at all, but my point is that transageism is actually more credible and makes more sense than transgenderism. It’s still bogus, but slightly less so. Age does change, after all. I will not be a 33-year-old man forever. But I will be a man forever. If my sex is a fluid characteristic, how much more fluid must my age be?”
Who knows, the way western society is heading, Gobrick’s excuse may well be accepted by courts in 5-10 years.
If Rachel Dolezal can identify as black and Caitlyn Jenner can identify as a woman having been a man for over 50 years, why not?
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Surprised it took so long for the crowd to come up with that one. No doubt will go down well, when he is ordering pizza, hot dogs and cheesy toppings.
Why are so many going down that pathway?
Joe isn’t the first as there was a case a year or two ago of someone identifying as a girl to use female bathrooms and another person identifying as a young girl and living with adoptive parents iirc. The whole identitarian movement has become a gross parody of itself and is now legitimately dangerous. Currently there is a Freak (can’t be anymore polite I’m afraid) called Jessica Yaniv who won’t be long in making the head lines. If you check You Tube for them, especially their interview with Blair White, you’ll have about the best example of how bad this… Read more »
Two years ago I self-identified as the billionaire lover of Taylor Swift. I’m still waiting for my yacht to be delivered.
Sorry, pal, Taylor’s with me now – on your yacht. She rides nice in the swells…
Just because I identify as King Kongs and his Mighty Long Schlong doesn’t make me a well endowed hairy ape, just a balding primate with nothing to show for himself.
Have you consulted other apes or Is that only your opinion?
If Jessica Yanev can pretend she’s a woman who needs her hairy balls waxed this guy can pretend he’s an 8 year old girl.
Meanwhile, Joe Biden says he identifies as an honest politician. I’m a bit confused as to which one I’m more inclined to believe.
No, actually I’m not.
So he’s an underage lesbian pervert? We’ll find a law for that…