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5 reasons you should NEVER marry a Russian woman

Don’t get involved with a Russian woman, if you are not ready for this.

The statements, views and opinions expressed in this column are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of this site. This site does not give financial, investment or medical advice.

1. She will treat you like a king.

If a Russian woman truly loves her man, she kind of puts him on a pedestal. This is because Russian women value themselves: if she is the queen, she would only choose the king and treat him like the king – with respect, care, love, and support. So if you end up marrying a Russian woman, she will be telling everyone that you are the best person on the planet, the most talented, the strongest, the smartest – and she will be sincere about that.

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2. She will never leave you. 

A Russian woman will be your partner, your best friend, your advisor, your doctor if you are sick, and she will always be by your side. For Russian women, loyalty means following their loved ones to the ends of the world and staying together through thick and thin. The best example of loyalty of Russian women is from the 19th century, when there was a riot against the Tsar, and Decembrists – the aristocrats who participated in that riot – were sentenced for a lifelong exile and hard labor in Siberia. Their wives left everything behind, followed them voluntarily to cold deserted lands, and shared the punishment of their husbands, for years living in inexplicable conditions. Surprised? Well, this is just how Russian women love: unconditionally and self-forgetfully. So if you think loyalty is unnecessary and boring, don’t marry a Russian woman.

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3. She will feed you. A LOT.

You can be sure that when you come home after a long working day, a tasty dinner is already waiting for you. ALWAYS. This is because for many Russian women, cooking is a way to show their love. Russian girls learn the art of cooking and housekeeping from their mothers and grandmothers, who teach them the age-old family recipes that are passed from generation to generation. By the way, in a Russian home, ‘a meal’ usually means three separate dishes. So if you do marry a Russian woman, make sure you always come home hungry and not late for dinner!

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4. She will want babies.

Most Russian women believe that their main purpose in life is to become a wife, give birth to a child, and devote her life to her family. This is genetic: Slavic girls are psychologically ready to become mothers as soon as they get married. Traditional Russian family is incomplete without kids, and Russian women can’t understand why Western women consciously choose not to give birth to a child. Although many Russian females also have careers, when it comes to starting a family, they will sacrifice their jobs, because for them, no professional accomplishment can be more important than the moments spent with the family. So if you marry a Russian woman, there is a high chance that at some point she will tell you she wants a baby from you.

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5. She is too beautiful.

For sure you have heard about famous Slavic beauty, which has charmed so many men from different corners of the world. The dedication that Russian women have to look beautiful is just scary. They have to look amazing whether they are going to the theatre or taking the dog for a walk. So if you can’t stand other men looking admiringly at your wife, don’t marry a Russian woman.

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You have been warned…

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The statements, views and opinions expressed in this column are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of this site. This site does not give financial, investment or medical advice.

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Woo Fee
Woo Fee
June 14, 2017

Except for No 3 and 5-its all about me:). To be honest, I hate cooking and only do it because of No 1 (yes, my man is the best and does not deserve to survive on take aways). As well mother nature decided to take a break when it came to giving me physical attractiveness. But after all I am only quarter Russian.

Woodshedding
Woodshedding
June 14, 2017

How’s that beauty after the first (of many) children?

Helen B
Reply to  Woodshedding
June 15, 2017

Babushka.

Doug Brown
Doug Brown
Reply to  Woodshedding
June 15, 2017

comment reflects lack of understanding as to what true love really means.

Vtran
Vtran
Reply to  Doug Brown
June 15, 2017

Absolutely ,,, And Am Married to a Russian Woman !

Woodshedding
Woodshedding
Reply to  Doug Brown
June 16, 2017

I agree. But/and the lack of understanding begins, I believe, when the article implies it’s important in the first place for a woman to be beautiful in order to be desirable. Hence my sardonicism.

ShermanRMcCoy
ShermanRMcCoy
Reply to  Woodshedding
July 18, 2017

She gets more beautiful every year. The article overdoes it a bit, but in general is accurate.

Major-Aslam Bhatti
Major-Aslam Bhatti
June 15, 2017

If this all is true,would love to have one.

Sml Cbn Raelian
Sml Cbn Raelian
June 15, 2017

Why didn’t you publish this article seventeen years ago, I was single then………….married an Asian doll, they are very similar in their family life, at that time 1967, I tried to go to your country but it was not possible ……political reasons. I am happy things have change in Russia for the better, i love you all. ps.specially your press secretary “maria” Zakharova, she is a good dancer.

mlnw
mlnw
Reply to  Sml Cbn Raelian
July 17, 2017

Hear, hear for Maria Zakharova. She is is superb, and has made all of the idiot women in the Obama Administration, including the State Department Press office (Psaki, Harf, etc.) look like the unprofessional self indulgent doggies they are. It’s not that there are not competent women here – take Tulsi Gabbard , for instance- it’s that they are marginalized.

Sml Cbn Raelian
Sml Cbn Raelian
Reply to  mlnw
July 19, 2017

You are so right.

Jim Sprake
Jim Sprake
Reply to  Sml Cbn Raelian
July 21, 2017

Cosign

Jim Sprake
Jim Sprake
Reply to  mlnw
July 21, 2017

Really? Why even pretend your talking about women, you are talking about politics.

tapatio
tapatio
Reply to  Jim Sprake
August 15, 2017

Marriage/Politics………..what’s the difference?

CumExApostolatus
CumExApostolatus
June 15, 2017

This simply is a description of a traditional woman (lady) who models herself on the Western (dare I say, Christian) ideal, which means it isn’t particular to Russians.

Dan Kuhn
June 15, 2017

I am 76 years of age. I was married three times to canadian women. I am now on my forth marriage. Some 25 years ago I came to Colombia, S. A. there I met a Colombian lady and married her. We have been together now for 21 years. Everything you say about Russian women applies to her. She is non confrontational but always gets things she wants and how she wants them. Good cook, Best mother I have ever seen. In my opinion she is perfect. She is not model worthy good looking, but believe me after 21 years of… Read more »

Im Ug
Im Ug
Reply to  Dan Kuhn
June 18, 2017

One should also stay away from Korean ones as they are the same as North American ones if not much worse.

Ben Kenobi
Ben Kenobi
Reply to  Dan Kuhn
June 18, 2017

Hear hear! Having been married to a California girl, and now to a Russian woman, you’re right about staying away from NA women!

Tim Webb
Tim Webb
June 15, 2017

So what’s wrong with a tattooed piss artist who spends most of her time talking about trivia with her friends, and the rest of the time in front of the mirror applying her war paint and then going out and screwing as many guys as she can find before aborting any resulting babies and going on antidepressants and getting fat as a result?
Isn’t this the western ideal?

Jim Sprake
Jim Sprake
Reply to  Tim Webb
July 21, 2017

Stereotype much?

Tim Webb
Tim Webb
Reply to  Jim Sprake
July 21, 2017

I see you have never been on a girls’ night out.

Jim Sprake
Jim Sprake
Reply to  Tim Webb
July 21, 2017

No, you don’t see clearly at all, when high school girls are asked in Moscow, what they want to be when they grow up, the number one answer is hard currency prostitute. Your leader recently said that Russian prostitutes are best in the world. Western women are allowed to enjoy sex, just as men do, and strong men are not intimidated by this. A girls night out differs from a guy’s night out, in that men such as you, only talk about having sex, and lie, where women make things happen, without feeling the need to get paid.

Tim Webb
Tim Webb
Reply to  Jim Sprake
July 21, 2017

I’ll put all that into Google Translate, and see what I come up with.

Dan Kuhn
June 15, 2017

I forgot to add one thing. Before you do actually walk down the isle with your canadian or american wife to be consider this, Just give her a house , a car, half your income and forget the marriage. that way you will save the legal fees and all that hassle.

Doug Brown
Doug Brown
June 15, 2017

This is like a strong drug. Deeply healing. In america women hate men, seeing them as oppressors, essential slavers, demented, backward, etc.
This article about Russian women is why Russia wins.
Very beautiful.

Jim Sprake
Jim Sprake
Reply to  Anna Lutskova De Bacci
July 21, 2017

It is a cute, Funny article, Anna, the comments don’t do it justice.

Jim Sprake
Jim Sprake
Reply to  Doug Brown
July 21, 2017

The cold war is over, this should not be a competition… Russian women don’t get taller because you want to knock American girls down.

Doug Brown
Doug Brown
Reply to  Jim Sprake
July 21, 2017

No one is knocking American women. I am saying that, other than Amish, Mennonite, and some Catholic girls, American women: *will not cook, (they hate to cook) Microwave, or take-out, only. *will not clean house. “Who do you think I am?” they say. *do laundry very reluctantly. *hate babies. Read: abortion is cheap and easy. *detest the word “mom.” Makes the shudder with horror. These are just simple facts. Do with it what you will. Motherhood in America is now viewed as an act of overt slavery, a forcible exercise in repression, male chauvinism at it’s worst, certainly not something… Read more »

XRGRSF
XRGRSF
June 15, 2017

I’ve been married to a Brit for 38 years. Last year her illness forced me to retire from a very lucrative position, as a managing engineer, to care for her. Yesterday, while living comfortably on my retirement package, she was bitching because I wasn’t making enough money. That was a wake up call that I wish I had received 38 years ago. A man who has a good wife is blessed by God. If a man is so blessed he must then be worthy.

ArchEcoTech
ArchEcoTech
June 15, 2017

Been married for 5 years to a Russian gal, wish it had been a lot earlier in life. But I got to be honest I probably would have gotten myself in a lot of trouble when I was younger. Russian women are absolutely beautiful, down to earth, sweet, loving, and a whole lot more. Glad I’ve been blessed with the best.

RussG
RussG
June 16, 2017

Do you think a full blood transfusion from Russia women would work to transform Canadian women? Just a thought.

Suzanne Giraud
Suzanne Giraud
Reply to  RussG
June 16, 2017

wouldn’t work – it is a soul-full difference – like whole-being

Jim Sprake
Jim Sprake
Reply to  Suzanne Giraud
July 21, 2017

I won’t argue with you, except to say that the Canadian could come to Los Angeles and meet Russian women here.

G. H. Schorel-Hlavka
G. H. Schorel-Hlavka
June 16, 2017

I married a Slav, just not Russian. She told me days ago that she doesn’t tell me she loves me because she expresses this in cooking. OK we only got married about 16 years ago and so nice to discover what she is on about. And she told me this because she is worried about dying (she is 84) and doesn’t want to leave me with the impression she didn’t love me because she never said so. But for most of the article about Russian women much applies to her. And she is fluent in the Russian language and always… Read more »

Neil
Neil
June 17, 2017

Russian women are the most naturally beautiful-looking in the world, in my opinion.

Jim Sprake
Jim Sprake
Reply to  Neil
July 21, 2017

Beautiful women, I think so too.

Im Ug
Im Ug
June 18, 2017

They get old quickly and Russian is almost impossible to learn.

dckhead_con_artist
dckhead_con_artist
June 18, 2017

Once they get that green card they act no different than American trash . They are also materialistic . Many Russian whores in Dubai . AWALT

Manimal
Manimal
Reply to  dckhead_con_artist
July 4, 2017

Many world whores in Dubai }:-).

Ben Kenobi
Ben Kenobi
June 18, 2017

Thank you for this lovely piece. You may want to add that she is very very protective of her children!

Charles Campbell
Charles Campbell
July 4, 2017

I was in the Navy for 21 years and one observation I made involving foreign wives, if they are hell bent to get out of their counrty then you are probably better off passing. The best I always thought were the Japanese as most guys I knew said there wives were always wanting them to back to Japan. Many did and I know of at least case where the gal just got fed up and headed back. I have always thought if you want a foreign bride , live in her country and come back to visit , your homeland.… Read more »

Jim Sprake
Jim Sprake
July 21, 2017

Russian women are pretty and can be quite skilled, the city girls are looking for a man with money, I am not mad at them, but don’t expect an old fashioned girl.

Shahna
August 16, 2017

LOL…. I know of only one…

Sometime back I saw a dash cam vid…
A Russian woman, (neat pretty little blonde thing – but don’t be fooled) tried to drive round a road block to take a short cut. A cop stopped her. So she got out her car, gave him one mountain of a mouthful, smacked him and then got back in her car and continued down her short cut. Cop stood there stunned.

You don’t mess with women like that.

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