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Swedish Behavioral Scientist Suggests Eating Humans To “Save The Planet”

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Authored by Paul Joseph Watson via Summit News:

A Swedish behavioral scientist has suggested that it may be necessary to turn to cannibalism and start eating humans in order to save the planet.

Appearing on Swedish television to talk about an event based around the “food of the future,” Magnus Söderlund said he would be holding seminars on the necessity of consuming human flesh in order to stop climate change.

Environmentalists blame the meat and farming industry for a large part of what they claim is the warming of the earth.

According to Söderlund, a potential fix would be the Soylent Green-solution of eating dead bodies instead.

He told the host of the show that one of the biggest obstacles to the proposal would be the taboo nature of corpses and the fact that many would see it as defiling the deceased.

Söderlund also acknowledged that people are “slightly conservative” when it comes to eating things they are not accustomed to, such as cadavers.

The discussion took place accompanied by a graphic of human hands on the end of forks. Lovely.

Another proposal to save the earth which has been promoted by numerous mass media outlets and environmentalists is only somewhat less disgusting – eating bugs.

No doubt Greta Thunberg and Prince Harry will be first in line for when cockroaches and human flesh is being dished out at the next international climate summit.

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Craig Watson
September 6, 2019

I happen to believe this is what it’ll come to before all life has gone extinct on the planet. And total extinction of all life now on planet earth is a certainty due to our greed and self-imposed ignorance. I see over 40 warming / feedback cycles have now been established, at minimum, due to global warming. Each of these cycles is accelerating the heating of the other 39 or so, so all are heating faster daily and creating even more heating feedback cycles. At this point, only a few cataclysmic events will be enough to send the final tailspin… Read more »

Platon
Platon
Reply to  Craig Watson
September 7, 2019

Stop staring at your spin dryer.

Hawaiiguy
Hawaiiguy
Reply to  Craig Watson
September 7, 2019

Don’t let the alarmists hubris suck you in. No way carbon anything changes the climate. What does is that ancient piece of starry perfection current humans care nothing about. The amazingly perfect astronomical clock we call the Zodiac. We are inside a continual epicycle which has built in auto reset at the end of ages. You really think humanity just up and decided to abandon ancient megalithic cities because a little draught came along for an average cyclical spell or two? If you look to the sky you’ll notice 3 things, 1, the end of a zodiacal age is upon… Read more »

Vera Gottlieb
Vera Gottlieb
Reply to  Craig Watson
September 7, 2019

I think it would be a blessing if all humanity would go extinct – save the fauna and flora which is merciless being destroyed.

Cudwieser
Cudwieser
September 6, 2019

Little problem Magnus. What shall we do with the living. With the dead out of the picture, how many more dead will we need to keep living. How many do we need to kill to live.

Wonder if he know margaret sanger in a past life.

Hawaiiguy
Hawaiiguy
September 7, 2019

Haha, are people really this schizophrenic about really bad global warming science? And have they even considered starting with termites for food before cannibalism? They do output 10Xs more carbons than humanity does for starters.

George Donner
George Donner
September 7, 2019

Turn them all into Polski Kielbasa or Ball Park Franks. No one will notice.

Stunned at Sunset
Stunned at Sunset
September 7, 2019

“Det. Thorn: It’s people. Soylent Green is made out of people. They’re making our food out of people. Next thing they’ll be breeding us like cattle for food. You’ve gotta tell them. You’ve gotta tell them!

Hatcher: I promise, Tiger. I promise. I’ll tell the exchange.

Det. Thorn: You tell everybody. Listen to me, Hatcher. You’ve gotta tell them! Soylent Green is people! We’ve gotta stop them somehow!”

…from

Soylent Green 1973
Director: Richard Fleischer
Stars: Charlton Heston, Edward G. Robinson, Dick Van Patten, Chuck Connors, Joseph Cotten

Think about it…

Chucky Cheese
Chucky Cheese
Reply to  Stunned at Sunset
September 8, 2019

“Think about it.” I have and my conclusion is that you’ll have to pry that soylent sausage out of Charlie’s cold, dead hands.

Vera Gottlieb
Vera Gottlieb
September 7, 2019

And what happens when he runs out of dead bodies??? Would like to see him take the “first bite”. Enjoy.

Mission Accomplished
Mission Accomplished
Reply to  Vera Gottlieb
September 8, 2019

No problem. America’s MIC and its proxies will always provide an ample supply.

Ike
Ike
September 9, 2019

I suggest eating Swedes to save the planet

Joel Walbert
Joel Walbert
September 13, 2019

I’ll be first in line if this so-called ‘scientist’ offers himself up for dinner.

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